i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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