yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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