I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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