Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize