After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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