When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Sext me about skeletons
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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