There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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