im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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