The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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