Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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