He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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