i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I still have a little drunk in my system
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
