yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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