...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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