do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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