GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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