I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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