is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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