so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
please come you make the beer taste better
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
