You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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