i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
where does the pee come out of this thing
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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