I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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