The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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