I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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