so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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