just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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