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• (614): View more from Ohio

  shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs

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• (818): View more from California

  I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.

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  Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high

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