I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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