going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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