She said her name was "party"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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