Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i out mim tonsoeep
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