Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
