why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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