You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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