It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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