Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My ass is underappreciated
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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