So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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