bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize