I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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