im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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