What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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