Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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