I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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