he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He felt like a one man threesome
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
