I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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