Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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