so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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