is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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