How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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