whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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