He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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