He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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