We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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