so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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