never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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