Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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