wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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