i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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