last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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