I think I died a long time ago.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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