Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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