I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
